I write about sex, possibly too much. To look less pervy, I also write magazine articles on real estate, green living, parenting, entertainment, business, wellness, and other fully-clothed activities.
Yes, I know that every kid is a nudist. But I really was one. Like, officially. As in, card carrying member of the ASA (American Sunbathing Association.) As in going to special places — nudist camps, or if would want to make them sound really creepy and culty, nudist colonies...
For every genius Hitachi Magic Want inventor, there is the guy who created the steam-powered vibrator. Yes, STEAM-POWERED — I know. There have been plenty of people armed with a dream, a patent application, and a really really bad idea for a sexy feminine product....