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I write about sex, possibly too much. To look less pervy, I also write magazine articles on real estate, green living, parenting, entertainment, business, wellness, and other fully-clothed activities.

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8 Heinously Weird Sex Products for Women

For every genius Hitachi Magic Want inventor, there is the guy who created the steam-powered vibrator. Yes, STEAM-POWERED — I know. There have been plenty of people armed with a dream, a patent application, and a really really bad idea for a sexy feminine product....

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15 Best Porn Sites for Women - Free, Lesbian, and Gay Porn Sites ...

15 Best Porn Sites for Women - Free, Lesbian, and G...

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The 5 Most Mind-Boggling DIY Sex Toys

For those who want to bone E.T....

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I Covered Myself in Food for Sex

And they said you couldn't put honey on your genitals......

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14 Insane Holiday Erotica Stories to Get You Through The Winter

You'll never see Santa the same way again....

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How Getting Loud in Bed — Like, Really Loud — Changed My Sex Life Forever

I love that there's this incredibly intimate, wordless language that we use only during sex....

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Why You Should Be Having Super Slo-Mo Sex

Try this one on a no-coffee day. If that exists....

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A Corkscrew Blow Job Is a Thing, and I Tried It

For a full-bodied blow job with floral notes and a playful finish....

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I Tried Cosmo's Scrunchie-on-the-Penis Sex Tip and Here's What Happened

The hardest part was finding a scrunchie....